SPOILERS if you have not seen the movie click away now…
Avengers Infinity Wars has me all “Shooked” as my 19 yr old daughter says. She normally will see a movie 2xs and when I invited her she said “no, I am still shooked.” My 13 yr old was just all about Peter Parker, “He can’t be dead” he has signed a contract for another movie. He can’t be dead.”
Normally I don’t review movies, and usually when I go to movies it is for market research for my Amazon FBA business. But this movie has me all conflicted and twisted in so many directions and a tad bit raging that I had a hard time with this:
So now I am about to talk about this movie more in depth and if you have not seen it yet this is your last chance to click away, I am about to spoil it all. And let’s be clear I am not a Marvel Expert I don’t read comics but I follow the movies.
Because of this I have been bantering back and forth with Jana Seitzer about the movie because it left me Raging just a tad bit. Talking with her helped me ease my “Shooked” girls. Don’t judge me I have already seen it 3 times already. I am sure it will be more then that..
We are going to go back to “The Age of Ultron” where Nick Fury told them how to beat Thanos when he told them how to beat Ultron, and No I just did not repeat myself.
In the first 5 minutes Heimdall and Loki meet their demise. But not before Heimdall sacrifices himself (team player) and sends Hulk to earth after he got his green tushie spanked by Thanos. I couldn’t make out if Valkerie was among the dead Asgardians there was a body that looked like it could be her’s with a new hair cut but I am pretty sure she got away with half of the Asgardians in the Grand Master’s Party Ship, which would explain why the Hulk was not present while Thanos was squeezing Thor’s head. Also, later in the movie Thor states that Thanos wiped out half of the Asgardians.
But let’s digress and go back to my convo with Jana, the first thing I was upset about was #TheWhiteWolf yes I know ridiculous that, that was my first take away Thanos snapped his finger and took away my eye candy.
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To be fair I was a bit distracted because the first time I viewed the movie we sat next to a guy who brought his girlfriend who asked way to many questions during the movie… so PSA if your girl or guy doesn’t know anything about Marvel please tell them they can’t ask questions until after the movie.
Jana asked me if I had read the comic books, I told her no (I am totally not an authority on Marvel at all). She proceeded to tell me that “In the comics, the Gaunlet has the power to undo the deaths that Thanos creates.”
Now that I have seen it three times it is all Iron Man and Star Lord’s fault. You see Tony Stark still thinks he is the only Super Hero in the world, even though Nick Fury has reminded him that he is not in previous movies.
“Stark will do anything to make things right, Utron can not tell the difference between saving the world and destroying it where do you think he gets that?” – Wanda “Age of Ultron”
Star Lord is not a man he is a Dude like Drax said. Matter of fact let’s put Iron Man in this category of “Dude to, everything always has to be their way or no way.
If Tony had not hesitated to call Steve Rogers when Banner told him to before Squidward as Stark referred to him arrive, then they would have gotten to Wanda and Vision that much sooner and Vision may have not been injured losing his ability to phase.
Let’s walk the cat walk Iron Man and show off our new suit when Banner asks you about it, um aren’t you in the middle of a fight with Squidward and his retractable hammer wielding friend? If Tony’s head actually fit in his helmet he would have listened to Dr. Strange and took him back to earth after defeating Ebony Maw. But it had to be Tony’s way or no way as usual. Vision and Dr. Strange together would have been powerful together.
Moron’s yes moron’s I mean sometimes Thor seems thick to me after all he is blonde blue eyed handsome godlike man “It’s like his muscles are made of Cotati metal fibers” – Gamora, but he warned them about the reality stone they totally walked into that trap. Thor told them that going to “Knowhere” was pointless because Thanos was already the strongest being in the universe. When they get to “Knowhere” and no one is there and they ask each other where is everyone, that should of been their first clue, the stones name is “reality” but let’s land and see that Thanos has the Collector already and think we can kill Thanos, not knowing he is already playing with their reality and apparently they forgot he is the strongest being in the universe. Morons! Maybe Star Lord and Gamora should have listened to the person who knows where all the infinity stones are with the exception of one stone, about what to do. Instead we see a playful side of Thanos when he turns Quill’s gun into a bubble blower, yeah I said it a Monster with a playful side translates into a sick sense of humor, I hate to be toyed with.
Let us let Thanos take you when you know where the one stone is that he does not, by going to Knowhere. Giving him the one thing he will need to get the soul stone. Ok I will stop beating this dead horse.
Just because you could not wield a Thanos killing weapon like the “Pirate Angel,” you split up and go to “Knowhere” not staying together. – Me still beating a dead horse.
Gamora and her Father the Monster. I mean how does a freaky twisted self centered always right monster love someone and then kill them. And they are so much this way that the one person they love knows this about them so they didn’t even know they where loved, so Gamora realizes it to late and her survival in stink does not kick in until it is to late.
A monster that seems to understand and show compassion to Wanda who just had to destroy Vision and then he brings him back to life only to make her watch him kill her love right in front of her making her live it again.
Let’s jump back, Quill really how are you going to punch Thanos with Mantice trying to keep control of him and then ask “Did we just loose.” This post says it all: Thanos won, thanks in large part to Peter Quill being the worst hero. No wonder Thanos liked him. I now like Iron man more then you StarLord and that is not saying much because he was my least favorite Avenger until you hit Thanos helping him to regain control of the Gauntlet. Sorry, not sorry Robert Downey Jr., Tony Stark traumatizes me just a tiny bit and reminds me of a narcissist I once lived with… Yet, Thanos does this on a much grander scale.
If you have not got where I am going with this, they failed because they did not do it together. They defeated Ultron because they united and came together to outwit the platinum bastage (How I say Bastard) as Nick Fury told them to do.
The only Avengers who did work together: Thor (who would think a god would be a team player and put his ego aside), Rocket, Groot, Banner (Hulk was to chicken), Steve Rogers, Bucky, T’Challa, all of Wakanda, Black Widow, Shuri, Wanda The Skarlett Witch, Vision, Falcon, War Machine, and Okoye. I also feel that Heimdall and Loki (not so much, with his mischieviousness) if they had survived would have been included in this group. Poor Spiderman, always a team player but on the wrong team.
So what about my absolute favorite Avenger? Hawkeye, he is my favorite Avenger then Bucky. My friend Marsha told me in the comics Hawkeye’s family is killed and he becomes someone else. Truth be told I have never really been a Captain American fan (don’t throw anything at my head) because he was my Ex’s favorite but Steve Rogers with a beard made me go weak in the knees and I am currently rethinking this.
Rocket, I think my heart breaks for him the most because he had everything to lose and he lost everything.
Groot, I love me some Groot! If I was Groot’s mama I would be hella proud (I have always wanted a son to be my 4th child) of the video game wielding teen who saves Thor’s life by giving him a handle to his axe from his own arm “Storm Breaker” and then kicked some alien tush, “I am Groot!”
It felt so good to get to use my keyboard to type out my frustrations. Anywhoo, I really could go on and on about this movie but, Jana is my go to girl for everything Marvel check out her post “40 AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR EASTER EGGS” and make sure to follow her!
I do have an ulterior motive for this post, I am hoping Movie Marshall catches this post I would love to walk the red carpet next year even though my audience is mainly Internet Marketing and Amazon FBA. Hey a girl can dream, right?
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